What Came First? Chicken Or Egg?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To lay to rest the endless discussion of who came first!

So what really came first? The chicken or the egg? The never ending discussion in every gathering and workplace goes on without anyone coming to a conclusion as to which came first, the chicken or the egg? Does it matter? Does it really matter at all??? Maybe not for us humans, but it probably does matter for the chicken!

Isn't it about time we humans stopped wasting our brain cells as to which came first, the chicken or the egg. What will be the outcome if the chickens and eggs could conclude who came first anyway??? Are they bothered?

Look the beginning of human beings, who came first, Adam or Eve? How did they come into existense? Hmm... that's going into a totally different subject, so let's just stick to chickens and eggs. Again the same question comes up, who came first first? Chicken or the egg? Did the chickens and eggs somehow communicate with a human being and asked to find out which came first? Err... no, how could they communicate with human beings? Duh!

If the egg didn't come first, then how would the chicken come to existence? It would have to be a hen and a cock, because the hen is useless without the cock, if you know what i mean!

Anyway, it's better off them not knowing, they're not bothered anyway, so why should we humans sweat it out now and again with our friends and fanily as to which came first???

If you look at them alphabetically, the CHICKEN comes before the EGG. C for Chicken and E for Egg, that's one battle the chickens win without contest.

What are the chickens good for? Fried chicken? Chicken curry? All types of food? They don't last very long, they're born, they grow up, lay a few egss, they get their neck wringed and die, then get eaten, so there isn't enough time to inform them who came first.

What are eggs good for? Eggs are good for ommelettes, cakes etc and they don't last long either. They, like the chickens, taste great though!

To end this once and for all, let's do a little test.

I say we make a chicken and an egg have a race, and whichever wins the race, it will be decided that the winner of the race came first!

(Let's just pretend they had the race...).

And the winner of the race between the chicken and the egg is...

The chicken!!! Congratulations!!! (The chicken would leave the egg standing! Why? Because the egg doesn't have a leg to stand on, while the chicken has two legs and two wings!)

There you go, it's all over.

The chicken came first! That's it, finished, end of!

After all this, was there any point? They are both just going to get eaten, so from now on whenever you're eating a chicken or an egg, remember, the chicken came first!